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Journey into the mind of Wit Personified
...Don't get lost
Created on 2004-03-02 20:34:43 (#2392850), last updated 2006-03-13
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Basic Info| Name: | The Greg |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 01-09 |
| Location: | United States |
BioFacts you need to know:
If you fart constently for six years and nine months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(sweeeeeeeeet)
A pig's orgasm lasts for thirty minutes.
(in my next life i want to be a pig)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(still not over the pig thing)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(is that why flipper is always smiling? and why isn't the pig included in this list?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(in my next life i still want to be a pig. quality over quantity, you know)
Remember: when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown. but, it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and smack the fool upside the head.
If you fart constently for six years and nine months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(sweeeeeeeeet)
A pig's orgasm lasts for thirty minutes.
(in my next life i want to be a pig)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(still not over the pig thing)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(is that why flipper is always smiling? and why isn't the pig included in this list?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(in my next life i still want to be a pig. quality over quantity, you know)
Remember: when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown. but, it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and smack the fool upside the head.
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